Starfish feeding on a dead whale.
i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment
look at that creepy, tall, dancing one
look at him
‘yes, my darlingssssss’
‘feed to your hearts content’
‘feast on what is rightfully ours’
‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘
you have some unresolved issues
oh. i thought it was a starfish harlem shake
im very wrong
ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does
The Mozart of the 21st century
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
You have a weird sense of humor-
Why are you so sarcastic?
What are you doing with that knife?
Why are you slowly walking towards me?
Where did you learn to cook human meat like that?